10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."