10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.