10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.