10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters