10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves