10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.