10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?