10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier