10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers