10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth