10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fold and live to fold again
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.