10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "No river, no fish."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it