10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.