10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.