10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.