10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.