10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare