10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.