10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.