10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright