10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Welcome to kicker school