10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"