10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi