10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.