10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is for loners.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.