10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fold and live to fold again
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"