10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.