10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.