10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester