10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Fook the floosh droo!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.