10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."