10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.