10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.