10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."