10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "No river, no fish."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?