10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Those eggs smell delicious!