10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer