10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks