10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak