10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)