10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.