10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "No river, no fish."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.