10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]