10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright