10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.