10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fold and live to fold again
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo