10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake