10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS