10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.