10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)